史上最强的中式英语？

史上最强的中式英语？
1．you me you me
彼此彼此 　　

2．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！

3．know is know,  noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…

4 .watch sister
表妹
5.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's son can make hole!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

6．one car come one car go, two car pengpeng, people die!
车祸现场描述

7．heart flower angry open
心花怒放

．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过

9．
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

10．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条

11．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25

12．you too true have two down son
你还真有两下子。